Monday, October 16, 2006

SHAKY WEEKES MAKES TRADE MORE LIKELY?


1) Even before the game in Buffalo the Rangers were looking for any reason to rid themselves of Kevin Weekes. The number of reasons seems to grow by the day.
2) First it was for being a locker room distraction. Making lewd and unwanted comments/overtures toward unsuspecting rookies in the showers. His salary of 2 mil/year. Finally the fact that he just plain sucks.
3) The problem lies in the fact that every other GM in hockey has to know about all this as well. However, if Lou Lamarello can trade a retired player, why couldn't Sather find a way to trade a sucky, overpaid, gay back up goalie?
4) The number of potential suiters though is small. Perhaps JD in St.Louis will do his old employer 'a solid' and take on Weekes for the remainder of the season? Stay tuned. We're fairly certain things won't stay status quo much longer on Broadway

Monday, October 09, 2006

WEEEKS RESPONSIBLE FOR YANKEE LOSS??


1) Don't laugh, it is VERY possible that Kevin Weekes unwittingly caused a significant locker room rift to develop that may have led to their unexpected down fall this past weekend.
2) Our sources close to the scene tell us that 2 weeks ago (when Kevin was on IR) his boy toy, Bobby Abreu invited him to The Stadium to take in a game. Before the game Kevin was spotted in the club house ogling several of the Yankees. Most oblivious to his licentious glances.
3) One player who DID take a notice was Alex Rodriguez. He caught the sight of the bald homosexual Ranger back up as he was putting on his pre game lip gloss and eye liner. From what we've been told, it must have been love at first site because he 2 were inseparable for at least 15 minutes until Abreu came out of the trainers room.
4) From there it got ugly. The usually calm soft speaking Abreu got very angry in seeing his lover being courted by his fellow gay teammate. Tempers flared, and not for Yankee trainer Gene Monahan being in the right place at the right time, there may well have been a HOMO-cide inside the Yankee locker room. Spaying both down with his Ethyl Chloride
5) As many can understand the remainder of their team mates were shocked at the near cat fight in their midst, and locker room morale, which wasn't too high to begin with, was shot, and the down fall soon commenced. No word if the A-Rod- Weekes potential romance has continued since this, but rest assures that we will stay on the case as it develops

Friday, October 06, 2006

Kevin Wins Round One!


1) Anyone who turned on the first ranger's game last evening may have been a bit surprised to see Kevin Weekes name and face on their screen when players were announced. Most who follow this blog have been reading that Kevin would be shelved with a faux injury to get him off the active roster
2) As only this blog reported, Weekes threatened to go public and accuse the Ranger front office of racism if he wasn't immediately reinstated on the team. We're told that Sather and the Garden brass decided that this was a fight that they couldn't win, so they relented and placed Kevin on the active roster
3) No word yet on their proposed plan to shorten the bench so that the back up goalie has to sit in the player's run way (Much like the Igloo in Pittsburgh). Most teams have done the opposite to have all their players together, but the Rangers would prefer to have Weekes have as little contact with the team as is possible. The idea of placing a wall/plexiglass between the players and Weekes was scrapped when they saw it would look too obvious that he was being "segregated" from the rest of the team