WEEEKS RESPONSIBLE FOR YANKEE LOSS??


1) Don't laugh, it is VERY possible that Kevin Weekes unwittingly caused a significant locker room rift to develop that may have led to their unexpected down fall this past weekend.
2) Our sources close to the scene tell us that 2 weeks ago (when Kevin was on IR) his boy toy, Bobby Abreu invited him to The Stadium to take in a game. Before the game Kevin was spotted in the club house ogling several of the Yankees. Most oblivious to his licentious glances.
3) One player who DID take a notice was Alex Rodriguez. He caught the sight of the bald homosexual Ranger back up as he was putting on his pre game lip gloss and eye liner. From what we've been told, it must have been love at first site because he 2 were inseparable for at least 15 minutes until Abreu came out of the trainers room.
4) From there it got ugly. The usually calm soft speaking Abreu got very angry in seeing his lover being courted by his fellow gay teammate. Tempers flared, and not for Yankee trainer Gene Monahan being in the right place at the right time, there may well have been a HOMO-cide inside the Yankee locker room. Spaying both down with his Ethyl Chloride
5) As many can understand the remainder of their team mates were shocked at the near cat fight in their midst, and locker room morale, which wasn't too high to begin with, was shot, and the down fall soon commenced. No word if the A-Rod- Weekes potential romance has continued since this, but rest assures that we will stay on the case as it develops